The Funkiest

It was the voice of a courageous explorer

A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's knowledge

And the expansion of his horizons

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Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it

My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it

I'm iller than a porno, I got skills like Zorro

Who's Perry Quomo? Tomorrow, tomorrow

Like orphan Annie, yo, it's the uncanny

Doobie, with bona fide funk for your fanny

Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim?

Stick 'em an' boogers, I flick 'em

I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana

So fuck a piranha, just like Jeffery Dalhmer

I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs, ice 'em

Yo, step to the sun an' I'll fuck you guys up

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Ring around the roses to the funk, you punk

I flips, smacks an' paddy whack an' does all that junk

Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams

But I freak the style, like if I was Handyman

Uh, oh, um, I think we're in trouble

'Cause girls call me Dumbo an' guys wanna rumble

Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman

The action packed rhyming like uh, Simon an' Simon

[Incomprehensible] word, the fuckers smell like turds

'Cause mommy will buy you a mockin' bird

Mary's quite contrary, takin' out these fairies

Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry

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Breakdown

Yo, son, kick that shit

Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater

You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta

I'll scream like Aretha, so follow the leader

From here to Medina, like Sarafina

I yell,? Hallelujah?, you're fat like Lex Luther

To master mind the funk, do ya, do ya?

The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler

I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler

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