Impostor Syndrome

Unfortunately I am

My own dog, my own fur companion

My own old lady on a forum

Who types in glittery decorum

Unfortunately I take

Myself out walking every day

I hand my legs to the feet and

I give my head to the leash

Every other day I'm wondering

What's a human being gotta be like?

What's a way to just be competent?

These sweet instincts ruin my life

Every other day I'm wondering

Was it a mistake to try and define

What I'm certain's mad incompetence?

These sweet instincts ruin my life

I can't smell well, or tell the time

Not K through 8, nor K - 9

For human, grossly under-qualified

For canine, grossly overqualified

I don't blend in at Petsmart

And that truth remains for the Walmart

Cause in either case they say to me

What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?

Every other day I'm wondering

What's a human being gotta be like?

What's a way to just be competent?

These sweet instincts ruin my life

Every other day I'm wondering

Was it a mistake to try and define

What I'm certain's mad incompetence?

These sweet instincts ruin my life

Just watch me, moving far away

Nobody even knows my name and

No one suspects that I'm not fine, and

Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein

Just look at Victor in LA

And Syd with the y at U of A

And all the majors at the labels

Rebooting soon as I am able

Every other day I'm wondering

What's a human being gotta be like?

What's a way to just be competent?

These sweet instincts ruin my life

Every other day I'm wondering

Was it a mistake to try and define

What I'm certain's mad incompetence?

These sweet instincts ruin my life

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