Mob of the Dead the Musical

Jesus, fuck me in the ass, Christ! I swear I killed that guy

You've been in the joint too long

Al. You've turned into a fucking pussy

... the fuck?

Apocalypse or not, things don't change a bit

We must escape this place, it's a big pile of shit

The guard was possessed, he wasn't a man

But the zombie dance party can't deter us from our plan

Step one: we gotta find the warden's key

Step two: find every plane plece

Step three: We're gonna build the plane, don't be late

Step four: Fly to the Golden Gate

We bad motherfuckers just keeping it real

OG Gangsters we're the real deal

Blastin'n our way out of Alcatraz

Blowin'n their heads off with the Blundergat

Gotta stop Brutus or he'll disable our perks

Setting up the traps and pray that they work

Mortal mobsters fighting the Mob of the Dead

1... 2... 3...

and to the 4 Hells Retriever Dropping Zombies all over the Floor

5... 6... 7...

to the 8 upgrade to the Redeemer now its starting to rape

Of every shank I've ever used the best one that I'm holding

Good for eating and it's classy. It's a spork and it's golden

Upgrade the Blundergat to an Acid Cat

Blowing them up with an acidic splat

Blowing out my brains to go to Afterlife

Shock the Voltanator

Then I jump right back to life

Call me crazy but I think this is fun

After all every gangster loves shooting a gun

We bad motherfuckers just keeping it real

OG Gangsters we're the real deal

Blasting'n our way out of Alcatraz

Blowin'n their heads off with the Blundergat

Gotta stop Brutus or he'll disable our perks

Setting up the traps and pray that they work

Mortal mobsters fighting the Mob of the Dead

We toured the bridge and collected the parts

Were ready to escape and were ready to start

Escaping this nightmare called Alcatraz

Flying off the island on the Icarus

But to our horror at the Golden Gate...

A hundred mob of zombies who were eager to eat

Seems no matter where we go there's just more...

MOB OF THE DEAD!!!

Aaauuu! Aaauuu!