To the Bone

Sans! Sans! Wake up!

What... What is it, dude?

A human has fallen from the surface world

Really? And you got a bone to pick wit'im?

No time for puns!

Come on, that was a real rib-tickler, ayy

Ugh! Enough!

Alright, here we go again

Welcome to the Underground

How was the fall?

If you wanna look around

Give us a call

We don't see humans often

We're happy you just dropped in

I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in

Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners

Can it, Sans? No time for banter

Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric

You're just lazy and apathetic

Call me what you want, I got thick skin

Another bad joke and I'm finished with him

We are monsters, the awfullest kind

To mess with us takes a lot of spine

We can relate to your determination

Because we monsters have our motivations

Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'

One day, we'll make our way back to the surface

Through all your travels, your sins will follow

Your consequences aren't easy to swallow

Who's the real monster, now you should know

You've cut this story down to the bone

Really, Sans?

What?

The last line of the chorus is a pun?

Yup

You imbecile! That was very... clever

Heh, thanks, buddy

You're stuck in the Underground

Thanks to the fall

Good luck ever getting out

Prepare to brawl

You could show mercy to us

Or turn all of us to dust

Is your heart full of evil

Or full of love?

I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us

Test the human with one of your puzzles

Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled

I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti

Smells like the creepypasta is ready

Stop it, Sans! I'm done with the jokin'

Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken

We can relate to your determination

Because we monsters have our motivations

I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice

You're only still alive because I made a promise

You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours

You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers

Who's the real monster, now you should know

You've cut this story down to the bone

Someday, I'll join the Royal Guard

When I catch this child, can it be that hard?

Look, if I'm being honest

My brother ain't nothin' but harmless

I know you and all that you want

You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font

The deeper you go, the messier it gets

If I had it my way, you'd already be dead

Kidding, if you couldn't tell

I get so bored, I amuse myself

Down here in the Underground

You're all alone

We wanted to tell you now

You're kinda boned

If you survive this prison

You will know nihilism

Don't mess around with monsters

They're scared of tiny children

Hah!

You've come far, but soon you'll stumble

When I stump you with some Junior Jumble

Not so sure you'll get him with that

Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack

Leave me alone!

You know I've got a knack for the trombone

One more pun, and I'll be done!

But ain't two skulls better than one?

We can relate to your determination

Because we monsters have our motivations

You know your story's already been told

We can play again if you sell your soul

I've got my eye on you, so you just watch it

I'll find any skeletons inside your closet

Who's the real monster, now you should know

You've cut this story down to the bone