Deadfall

Well, I killed my dad in a con gone bad

Nearly drank myself to death

Oh, but when he died, he said Lou had the cake

So I caught a bus headin' west

I saw the numbers runnin' through a small café

And I knew I'd find my Uncle Lou

That's when Eddie stepped up, he said, "Pick a card"

Said "Shape the con before it shapes you"

Who sent ya?

Sam fuckin' Peckinpah

Yeah, who sent ya?

Who sent ya? Who sent ya?

Sam fuckin' Peckinpah

Yeah, who sent ya?

Now I met my uncle for the very first time

And he sent me on a con with Ed

And now we came callin' on his girl Diane

A blonde grifter dressed in red

I guess pigeon droppin' was the name of the game

And I had to pay my dues

Well fun time family fun was the plan

Said "Shape the con before it shapes you"

Who sent ya?

Sam fuckin' Peckinpah

Yeah, who sent ya?

Who sent ya, baby girl?

Sam fuckin' Peckinpah

Yeah, who sent ya?

Sam Peckinpah tried to choke Eddie out

But he cut him from ear to ear

Then he grabbed old Lou and said, "We fuck now!"

On his face, a twisted jeer

Well, he took old Lou to that same café

And Eddie couldn't have been much higher

When he tied him up, it was his intent

To put his head in that deep fryer

Diane told me and I tackled Ed

As we did a little wiggle and dance

Oh, when we were done, Ed got a hot head, said

"Well, vive la fuckin' France, man!"

Someone tried to kill me, man

(Who'd try to kill you, Eddie?)

The fuckin' hangers!

Go, go!

Someone tried to kill me, man

(Who'd try to kill you, Eddie?)

The fuckin' hangers!

Time to kiss the baby, friend

(All fuckin' summer long, sugar)

Who sent ya?

Sam fuckin' Peckinpah

Yeah, who sent ya?

Who sent ya, baby girl?

Sam fuckin' Peckinpah

Yeah, who sent ya?

You shape the con, or it'll shape you

You shape the con

You shape the con, or it'll shape you

You shape the con

Hi-fuckin'-ya!