I Want Your Badge

i want your badge,

i wanna stick it up your goddam ass

how do you think it's gonna feel to shit it out the next morning?

let me read you your rights,

oh fuck it. you ain't got no rights... hernia

hey, mr. officer, can you please help me, sir

can you please bend over?

i've got something for you

beat me, cuff me, arrest me, ruff me

crocodile mouth and tell me

that you'll plant something on me, i'll plant your badge in you

take me to jail just cos i was driving my car without my license

when you could have just called in and found out i really had one

don't you think that beating me up

was enough punishment for playing in the playland balls?

don't you know that billy club's gonna hurt when it goes

up your butt and around the corner

that's when you find a loner

frame with crack, though you're the owner,

that ain't nothing new

beat me, cuff me, arrest me, ruff me

gay bashing, black harrassing,

supposed to help, but you're not helping, that's what you oughtta do

say you're sorry, "oh i'm sorry"

that's not good enough.