Photogenic, Schizophrenic You

This change in me

What can it be?

Is it really true?

If the answer is yes, then I confess

Here's who I owe it to

Photogenic, Schizophrenic you

With your golden hair askew

I drool about your dual personality

Cause' I know both of them are mad for me

Photogenic, Schizophrenic you

Photogenic, Schizophrenic you

Though your every mood is blue

You have gazed at no one else, I swear

You have told me by your vacant stare

And my name on your tattoo

Photogenic, Schizophrenic you

With your thirty-six I.Q. (Is everybody crazy?)

Your tender kisses give me just as many thrills

As if I took twenty tranquilizer pills

Photogenic, Schizophrenic you

You have gained so much renown

In your strapless hospital gown

Oh, I will spoon with you through all my life

Cause' they won't let me have a fork or knife

Photogenic Schizophrenic you

And your new tattoo

Ooh!