Hi Jo Hi

Hi Joe, hi (hi)

My, my, my

You're looking hot (why thank you)

See you now

I can't be late it's a charity date

Gotta cut the ribbon at the vicar's fete

The next bus don't leave 'til eight

What would they say if I was late?

Hello Ace (hello)

You've shaved your face (that's right)

Didn't you have a beard? (mm-hmm)

What'd you do, go veered? (oh hello Jane)

I'm kinda still the same

I'm in the present tense

Don't mean to give offense

Hi there John (hi)

Been long gone (not me)

Ain't seen you around

Have you been out of town?

Oh no Bill, been kinda ill

I'm better now, I took my pills

Ain't you seen it in the news

It's good to be back with all of you

Hi Joe (whoa)

Ain't it time to go?

Hope you've got your car

Though it's not too far

The car's a pain

I'll go catch that train

But it's such a lovely day

If only I could stay

Hi Joe, hi (hi)

My, my, my

You're looking hot (why thank you)

See you now

I can't be late it's a charity date

Gotta cut the ribbon at the vicar's fete

The next bus don't leave 'til eight

What would they say if I was late?

Hello Ace (hello)

You've shaved your face (that's right)

Didn't you have a beard? (sure did)

What'd you do, go veered? (oh hello Jane)

I'm kinda still the same

I'm in the present tense

Don't mean to give offense