The Most Dangerous Commercials

We've been terrorized

With television problems

At sale price

Well if it's too good to be true

We've been terrorized

With air-conditioned issues

In spare times

Well if it's too good to be true

I can't live without you

I've pretended to care for hours

I've pretended to care for days

But your mouth never closed

Your excuses are filled with holes

Suppose you're being lied to

Would you ever even know?

We've been terrorized

With air-conditioned issues

And spare crimes

What do you believe in more

We've been terrorized

The oldest magician returns

To steal your soul

(What do you believe in more?)

There's a special logic that grows with commercial perversion

(It'll put your mind at ease)

Just to be safe

(It'll put your mind at ease)

It's like being blindfolded all the time

But your mouth never closed

Your excuses are filled with holes

Suppose you're being lied to

Would you ever even know? Oh

Cause you'll be compensated for your testimonial

Just do your best to make it feel as real as possible

Cause you'll become ok with all the things you didn't know

Just do your best to make it seem natural

We've been terrorized

With television problems

At full price

Well if it's too good to be true

We've been terrorized

With air-conditioned issues

In spare times

Well if it's too good to be true

We've been terrorized

We've been terrorized

We've been terrorized

We've been terrorized

We'll be the last to know and the first ones to go