Xmas

And while we are on the subject of Christmas

May I, may I just take a moment

And, and say that I fermibly believe

That uh

The Christmas holidays are by far

The most beautiful of all the holidays

That we celebrate

Uh, uh

There's really nothing quite like Christmas (hahaha)

And as a friend of the Christian community (hahahahahaha)

And I truly am (hahahahahaha)

I love you, fuckers (hahahahahaha)

Um, if I could just go up for a moment

Of constructive criticism (hahahahaha)

And tell you, you're fucking it up! (hahahahaha)

And if you!

Can't take care of your own holiday

Lend it to us Jews

And we'll take care of it for you (hahahaha)

Okay?! (hahahaha)

We got a lot of extra time around Holocaust

So don't you worry about a thing (hahahaha)

Because you are fucking it up

It's unbelievable to me

When does Christmas start now?

You know when?

July seventh (hahaha)

There's already Christmas shit and stores

What the fuck!

How long does it take you people to shop? (hahahaha)

I've been all over the country

There are stores that sell Christmas shit

All year round

That's all they sell

You explain to me, brr

How the fuck they survive (hahahaha)

Hahahaha

How does somebody walk into a bank and go

You know what?

I'd like a loan

Uh, I'm gonna have a store (hahaha)

And I'm just gonna sell Christmas shit (hahaha)

And the banker goes

What a great idea!

Hahahaha

They'll be pouring in! (hahahaha)

I believe that a

A store that sells Christmas

Or things all year round

Should be a psychological waste station (hahahaha)

Someone comes in

In August and looks for sleighbells

You go (haha)

Um, you have to see a doctor now

Hahahahaha

And if they have a gun permit

You revoke it (hahahaha)

You revoke because they are seconds away

From snapping

Hahahaha