The Future Is So Yesterday

Welcome to Meeple

As you enter our esteemed facility

Please enjoy a word from our CEO

Steve Cobs!

The future is so yesterday

When everything is run your way

Your influence is everywhere

Smell innovation on the air

You tell me that I'm too ambitious

Well I say I don't care!

Now let's take a look at the profit margin

No, let's not, that's corporate jargon

You all want what you understand

So what I supply is what you'll demand

I'll never lose if you keep letting me win

But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?

I created all that you believe

You give me power you can't relieve

Cobs, what does this all mean?

What's your latest machine?

Am I going too fast?

Is all this progress too loud?

Did I leave you in the past?

Let's take some Q's from the crowd

This may come off as a stupid question

But what exactly do you aim to achieve?

Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question

So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave

This new product, the "Me" technology

Is that not groundbreaking

World-shaking mythology?

Well that all depends on your own ideology

But if I caused suspicion, hey!

Take my apology!

Cobs, you're always being coy

Is there a bigger plan?

Is this just a decoy?

No doy, I mean you always think I've something to hide

And this is no different, you've implied!

So, Cobs, is your whole persona intended

To keep those suspicions extended?

So all your schemes become blended

And your work cannot be contended?

Um

No questions!

The future is so yesterday (The future is so yesterday!)

When everything is run your way

(When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!)

Your influence is everywhere

Smell innovation on the air

You tell me that I'm too ambitious?

Well

I (I) don't (don't) care!

The future is so yesterday!