Ugly Nasty Commie Bitch

In the morning when I leave my den

I moisturize with the tears of men

Stir my tea with a crucifix

I'm an ugly nasty commie bitch

In the evening, when I'm on the rag

I rip up a couple of American flags

Take a nice hot bath in the blood of the rich

I'm an ugly nasty commie bitch

I try to think but it hurts my brain

So I have an abortion & a fine champagne

I'm a jezebel, I'm the wicked witch

I'm an ugly nasty commie bitch

Weekends when I want some fun

Castrate a man, take away his guns

Drive a classic car into a ditch

I'm an ugly nasty commie bitch

I know I am but what are you?

Some fascist bootlick nazi tool?

A whiny boy with a tiny dick?

Or a dumbfuck redneck backward hick?

Did I get it right? Have I pegged you yet?

Maybe we don't know who we ain't met

Maybe nobody wins but the already rich

If you're a dumb redneck & I'm a commie bitch