I Could Kick Your Ass

You got your million bucks

You got your flashy sports car

You got your trophy girls

Man, you think you're a star

You got your teeth bleached

You like to play the rich game

Yeah, you think you're a cowboy

The new Jesse James

But I could kick your ass

I could jack your jaw

Put you flat in the dirt, boy

Yeah, I'd have a ball

So go ahead and act tough

Like you're John Wayne's son

But things can change fast

I can kick your ass

Try to steal my girl

Better bring your big friends

Another one or two

'Cause you're gonna need them

You're a little too small

To be calling me names

I'm 'bout to knock that smirky little grin

Right off of your face

I could kick your ass

I could jack your jaw

Put you flat in the dirt, boy

Yeah, I'd have a ball

So go ahead and act tough

Like your John Wayne's son

But things can change fast

I can kick your ass

Oh, how about it, boy?

Yeah, I could kick your ass

I could jack your jaw

Put you flat in the dirt, boy

Hell, I'd have a ball

So go ahead and act tough

Like you're John Wayne's son

But things can change fast

I could kick your ass