Stay Strapped

Okay like bad, little shawty

Tryna call me on my flip phone

Told me to come over

So I think I'm 'bouta hit, bro

Went up to her room

She was takin' off my pants

But then she started screamin'

Like, "Where the fuck your dick go?"

Whoa there, fuck that

I forgot to stay strapped

She said, "Where'd your peepee go?"

I guess that I misplaced that

This shit, don't make, any sense at all

I was feelin' so confused

Until I suddenly got a call

(Ay, ay, ay, hello?)

Sorry, bro I had to borrow it (What?)

'Cause my girl, with my dick, she swallowed it (Huh?)

It's kinda hard to piss, with a larger dick (Yuh)

But that bulge in my pants, it's hard to miss (Ay, ay, ay)

But one night, I took it off and I swear to God I can't find it (What?)

When I put it down at my side bitch's

I didn't think she would mind it, ay (Huh?)

Fuck, where did it go?

Can't believe I left this dick with a hoe (brrr, brrr)

Never really meant to let down my bro

And I bet his dick is chilling inside her throat, ay

Now I'm a mess (What?)

I just wanted sex (Huh?)

I had to pull up to the bitch's address (Ay, yuh)

Respond to my text

(Fuck!)

Man I can't believe I gotta do this shit

This is the last time I let him use my dick

Now I'm fuckin' mad, I was tryna smash

I don't wanna talk to the stupid bitch

But we pulled up to the girl's crib

And I can't believe my own eyes

It's the same one I was tryna smash

But she had my dick the whole time

Bro, what the fuck? Is this shit a joke?

You stealin' my dick, now you takin' my hoes

I'm sorry that you ain't been hittin' it right

It's the reason that she's just been blowin' my phone

Bitch are you stupid? That ain't even true

And my dick is not something that you can just take

Sorry my homie, you don't even know me

And honestly right now, you sound hella gay

Now we fightin' and we arguin'

Like gimme that shit back

But then suddenly outta nowhere, I heard this girl start to laugh

She said, "I ain't even got it, that shit was way too small"

So I flushed it down the toilet, because I was so appalled

Whoa there, fuck that

I forgot to stay strapped

She said, "Where'd your peepee go?"

I guess that I misplaced that

This shit, don't make, any sense at all

'Cause I just don't feel the same, without a dick between my balls

Please give me my dick back (Please give me my dick back)

I forgot to stay strapped

I forgot to stay strapped baby, my homie really lost my dick (My dick)