The Zombie Song

Our love story could be kind of gory

Far from boring

We'd meet at a post-apocalypse

Yeah, I'd be slowly walking in a group stalking

You, you'd be the only man alive that I could not resist

Then all of your friends they'd try to kill us

But only because they'd be jealous

That our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's

Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

Yeah

Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

'Cause I want you

You'd be hiding in a second floor apartment

Knocking all the stairs down to save your life from the undead

Double-barrel shotgun taking out the slow ones

Then you'd see the passion burning in my eye

And I'd keep my head

Then all of your friends they'd try to kill us

But only because they'd be jealous

That our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's

Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

Yeah

Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

'Cause I want you

And I'd try not to bite and infect you

Because I'd respect you too much

That's why I'd wait until we got married

Oh, and our happiest days would be spent

Picking off all your friends they'd see

A love this deep won't stay buried

If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

Yeah

Oh, if I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain

I'd just want your heart

Yeah, I'd want your heart

I'd just want your heart

'Cause I want you