Glass Half Empty

I had a glass half empty attitude

Til' I walked in here and it changed my mood

They got my favorite song on the jukebox playing

My favorite friend behind the bar keeps saying

"Hey, glass half empty, I know you

You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two

Push some sawdust around, just say when

I'll get your glass half-empty full again, na-na-na"

Ain't nothin' blue in here but the neon sign

Ain't nobody but the steel guitar gonna whine

Here comes a long-legged girl, long neck half-gone

Lucky for her, I got a tab that she can jump on

"Hey, glass half empty, I know you

You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two

Push some sawdust around, just say when

I'll get your glass half-empty full again, hey"

No, it ain't about the whiskey or beer

And you'll understand when you get in here

And you hear

"Hey, glass half empty I know you

You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two

Push some sawdust around, just say when

I'll get your glass half-empty full again

I'll get your glass half-empty full again

I'll get your glass half-empty full again"