Super Ultra Mega Loser

[Intro]

Every night and every day, all I do is play video games

[Scatting]

[Chorus]

Welcome to my home arcade

All I do is play video games every day and every night

I think it's time to get a life

All the money that I spend

DLC and bonus skins, I own every single version

Oh my God, you're such a virgin

Console, PC, on the go, always online and in the zone

Throw a fit if I don't win

This is why you have no friends

Match with me, I'll take you down

Then we can go for another round

I'm a sharp, sharp shooter

Super ultra mega loser

[Post-Chorus]

Supеr ultra mega loser

[Chorus]

Welcomе to my home arcade

All I do is play video games every day and every night

I think it's time to get a life

All the money that I spend

DLC and bonus skins, I own every single version

Oh my God, you're such a virgin

Console, PC, on the go, always online and in the zone

Throw a fit if I don't win

This is why you have no friends

Match with me, I'll take you down

Then we can go for another round

I'm a sharp, sharp shooter

Super ultra mega loser

[Bridge]

Don't you do literally anything else with your life?

I do have a job at the game store

No, I mean, do you have any other hobbies or interests?

Well, I watch a lot of anime

Oh my fucking Go—

[Scatting]

[Outro]

You're a super ultra mega loser

Super ultra mega loser

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]

Every night and every day, all I do is play video games