Is There Anything Wrong in That

There are certain things that keep me guessing,

Though I try real hard to find them out!

Well, i don't understand, so I'm confessing

That I just don't know what it's all about!

You see, I don't know the bad things from the good,

Because my mother never told me all she should!

A man shows me a lavaliere,

He says, "It's yours if you kiss me dear!",

Oh tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

I kissed him once and he asked for more,

Next week he's ringing the jewellery store!

Oh tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

Now I was in the parlour with this fellow last night,

And I know why he kissed me and he squeezed me so tight!

But I don't understand a bit,

When he said, "Baby, you sure have it!",

What's "It"? Oh, was there anything wrong in that?

A man loaned me his Cadillac,

And I said that I would bring it back,

Oh tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

Well, it was cold in that great big boat,

So I just, er, took his racoon coat!

Oh tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

I took my mother driving on that very same day,

And she said, "Dear, you must return that car right away!";

The funniest thing, you'll never guess!

i forgot his name and his address!

Oh tell me, was there anything wrong in that?

Oh tell me, tell me really, was there anything wrong in that?

Now, I ask you! Was there anything wrong in that?

Such questions drive me crazy,

Every day something new!

My poor brain gets hazy,

Don't know what to do-oo!

(scat)

Oh tell me, was there anything wrong in that?