Jussummen

Well I'm the jibber, jabber, jaw like Shabba

Ranks making bank operating like Trapper

John, M-D, yeah, that's what folks tell me

I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby

So there, dear, (ahem,) ya pseudo

Yes, I makes the ruckus causing ruckus like Menudo

Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws 'em when I gamble

And when I swings my thing I takes a swing like Mickey Mantle, but um

I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters

Beg your pardon Mr. Keebler but I love Vanilla Wafers

See I got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write

I got it going on 'cause my crew's enough hype

Plus I zigs em, I zags em, I brands em, like Zorro

I shop at D'Agostino for a bag of Stella D'oro

Bread sticks, oh yes it's the Books plus three

Of my cousins, Krazy Drayz, A-Blitz and Dee, 'cause we're

(Just some men that's on the mic)

'Cause we're (just some men that's on the mic)

'Cause we're (just some men that's on the mic)

(Just some men that's on the mic)

Yiggidy yes, knocka, I just come like Shaka

Zulu, I pop, like Orville Redenbacher

When I'm proper, I dibbidy-dibble-dabble with my womens

I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons

I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder

I'll jump up and flex make you think I'm Jane Fonda

I shiggidy slam Rico, I'm laid back like Tito

I'm good, gots the wisdom like Mama Montego

Amigo, si puede, yes I can samba

I'm known like Geraldo, sheesh, ay caramba

The jibbidy-jibba-jamba-joe is with the yippidy yowzer

I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser

So cool out, Purno, I'll burn you, no jive

I wiggidy wax that scalp like Alberto V-O Five

Diggidy damn right, half pint, I taste great like Bud Light

I'm well known like Spike or Walter Cronkite, 'cause we're

(Just some men that's on the mic)

'Cause we're (just some men that's on the mic)

'Cause we're (just some men that's on the mic)

(Just some men that's on the mic)

Check it, one for the money, two for the show

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, (hoo)

Yep, I got my moms I got my girl I got my friends

In the States I'm making dollars, in Japan I'm making Yens

With the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William

I went to break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million

Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children

I'm hard as Plymouth Rock you silly schmuck just ask the pilgrims

I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo

I never caught the cooties from a floozy or a bimbo

Like Chico I'm the man, yes indeed I got the smarts, so

When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Parks

So Tomato, tom-ah-to, baloney, bologna

I use to Fraggle Rock ya, but now I Fraggle stone ya

A loner, I can't swim, I'm lampin' in my hoodie, and I

Get down and boogie-oogie-oogie, 'cause we're

(Just some men that's on the mic)

'Cause we're (just some men that's on the mic)

'Cause we're (just some men that's on the mic)

(Just some men that's on the mic)

I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler than a Calvin

My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin

I'm not your Curt Gowdy but I'm outtie, sayonara

So hit the road, Jack so I can welcome back Kotter

I fliggidy flash the ill shit, I flips 'em when I get them

I chills with the Books, now I'm paid out the rectum

No comp, I stiggidy stomp 'em all out like Sasquatch

I'm deep, no sleep I'll make you wanna join Blackwatch

I diggidy drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna

I gave a crew cut to Sinead O'Connor

Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is born

'Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on

Yes I am, my jibbidy-bibbidy-bid will not end

'Til the diggidy cows come home, take and leave again

'Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me

I go from ten to two just like Yvonne Mobley, 'cause we're

(Just some men that's on the mic)

'Cause we're (just some men that's on the mic)

'Cause we're (just some men that's on the mic)

(Just some men that's on the mic)

(Just some men that's on the mic)

(Just some men that's on the mic)

(Just some men that's on the mic)

(Just some men that's on the mic)