Well, Did You Evah

I have heard among this clan

You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're saying?

Well did you evah!

What a swell party this is

And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl,

Unrequited love?

Sounds like your soap opera

I may cry

Tune in tomorrow

What a swell party this is

What frails

What frocks

What broads

What pearls

What rocks

They're bootiful

I've never seen such gaiety

Neither have I

It's all just too, too risqué really

This French champagne

Domestic

So good for the brain

That's what I was gonna say

You know you're a brilliant fellow?

Why thank you

Pick it up, Jack

Oh please don't eat that glass, my friend

Have you heard about dear Blanche?

Got run down by an avalanche

No!

Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl you know

Got up and finished 4th

The kid's got guts

Havin' a nice time?

Grab a line

Have you heard that Mimsy Star

Oh, what now?

She got pinched in the Astor Bar

Slushed again, ey?

She was stoned

Well did you evah

Nevah

What a swell party this is

Hey check out that ass!

Aah, that's a lovely dress,

Do you think I could talk her out of it?

It's great

Ah, it's great

So grand

So grand

This wo-o-nderland

La la

Ladada

We sing

Oh we sing

So rare

So rare

Like old camembert

Old camembert

Like ba, ba rum

Ba ba ba bum

Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum

Have you heard, it's in the stars

Next July we collide with Mars

Well did you evah

What a swell party

A swell party

A swellegant, elegant party this is

I drink to your health

Naah, let's drink to your wealth

You're my bon ami

Hey, that's French

Liberty

Fraternity

Have you heard, it's in the stars

Next July we collide with Mars

Well did you evah

What a swell party

A swell party

A swellegant, elegant party this is