Ruder Than Rude

i'm going pissed to church and sing

the russian national hymn

i like to fart in libraries

and i do it with a grin

fuck fuck fuck my best friend´s girl

and tell him she's a slag

and in a crowded aeroplane

i love to use the bag

i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you

i never tell the truth

set fire to your bed at night

and i shit into your boot

so if you ever should think for yourself

how nice it would be oh so nice

rip off your sister's teddy-bear

stay rude - that's my advice

selling dope to teenage kids

is the biggest fun

the money i get out of it

enough to buy a gun

i steal old ladies handbags

and I drink the last beer

i nick my bosses' jaguar

and sell it much to dear

i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you

i never tell the truth

set fire to your bed at night

and i shit into your boot

so if you ever should think for yourself

how nice it would be oh so nice

rip off your sister's teddy-bear

stay rude - that's my advice