White Trash Christmas

I'm dreamin' of a white trash Christmas

We'll decorate the mobile home

There'll be cousin's kissin'

And front teeth missin'

And you'll hear grandpa peein' in the snow

I'm dreamin' of a white trash Christmas

No Christmas card from my ex-wife

I did get a subpoena though

Our family tree is leanin' to the right

And we'll all be playin' poker Christmas night

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica!

(Harmonica Solo)

Lets pick out a few presents now

We're going to celebrate another white trash Christmas

With mad dog wine and miller light

And when our hound dog is howlin' through the night

He says may all your Christmas' be white

Oh, ah, pay no attention to that “all trespassers will be shot†sign

That don't apply to you Santa

Nice rack on Blitzen though