Cupid Must've Been High

You look ugly when you cry

My big, strong manchild

All your tears are crocodile

They can't wash away my

Hours that I spent waiting for

Something to change but I got bored

Asleep at the wheel

Dragged by my heels

Convinced myself that's how it's s'posed to feel

Then it hit me

Like a bullet

It ain't my fault

You're not what I wanted

It was clear as crystal in my mind

But this just isn't right

Oh, Cupid must've been high

All that time lecturing me

You could get yourself a PhD

I'm distracted by the herb in your teeth

How did I not see?

Then it hit me

Like a hammer

I'm too pretty

I'm too goddamn clever

It was clear as crystal in my mind

But this just isn't right

Oh, Cupid must've been high

Then it hit me

Like a bullet

It ain't my fault

You're not what I wanted

It was clear as crystal in my mind

But this just isn't right

Oh, Cupid must've been high