Blast Off

Stay away from the chili verde

Unless you wanna get blown away

Treat the spider with a little respect

You take the heat, it's gonna bite back

Blast off at Cape Canaveral

Toilet seat is your launching pad

Blast off at Cape Canaveral

Four, three, two, one, blast off

Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid

Unless you wanna burn in that 'roid

We'll be laughing and rolling on the floor

When we hear you screaming through that door

Blast off at Cape Canaveral

All systems go

Blast off at Cape Canaveral

Four, three, two, one, blast off

Shh, shh, shh, you can hear him, you can hear him

No, no listen, you can hear him

Jalepeno, habenero

Burning all your hair down there-o

Picinu, vindaloo

They're gonna getcha, they're gonna getcha too

You know those red things in the Kung Pao

Don't say I didn't warn you now

Take the time to pick them out

Or the spider gets grouchy and it's time to count down

Blast off at Cape Canaveral (oh-ho-ho-ho-ho)

Blast off at Cape Canaveral (woo-hoo)

Blast off at Cape Canaveral (Houston, we have a problem)

Blast off at Cape Canaveral now

Four, three, two, one, blast off