Party At the Leper Colony

Finger food and an ice cold keg

It won't cost you an arm and a leg

Dance all night to a rotten band

Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand

Saturday night is the place to be

Everybody cut footloose with me

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Met a little lady so pretty and young

She was quite a talker 'till the cat got her tounge

She oozed up beside me i turned on my charm

Pretty soon she was completely disarmed

I said, "Now girl, don't fall to pieces on me"

But she cried her eyes out, literally

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

Hey, now buddy don't you give me no lip

Sorry I was usin your head for a dip

There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who

Wait a minute, it looks like stew

Well, hold the phone, now what do I see

Anothe pretty momma got her eye on me

At the party at the leper colony

Oh, there's a party at the leper colony

There's a party at the leper colony

(Party at the leper colony)

There's a Party at the leper colony

(Party at the leper colony)

Oh, there's a Party at the leper colony (Party at the leper colony)