Play Guitar

You may drive around your town

In a brand new shiny car

Your face in the wind and your haircut's in

Your friends think you're bizarre

You may find a cushy job

And I hope that you go far

But if you really want to taste some cool success

You better learn to play guitar

Play guitar, play guitar

Play guitar, oh yeah

Play guitar, play guitar

Play guitar, oh yeah

Well, you got your eyes on the cheerleader queen

And you're walkin' her home from school

You know that she's only 17

But you know she's gonna make you a fool

And you know you can't touch that stuff

Without money or a brand-new car

Let me give you some good advice, young man

You better learn to play guitar

Play guitar, play guitar

Play guitar, oh yeah

Play guitar, play guitar

Play guitar, oh yeah

All women around the world want a phony rock star

Who plays guitar

Well, you pump your iron and shine your shoes

And wear your hair just right

You go down out on cruisin' street

'Cause you wanna score tonight

We all grab our stocking this time

You really wanna show your scars

Forget all about that macho shit

And learn how to play guitar

Play guitar, play guitar

Play guitar, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Play guitar, play guitar

Play guitar, oh yeah