Polaroid

So someone take her picture (click, click)

So I don't forget her (click, click)

I wish I had a Polaroid (click, click)

So I could remember (click, click)

Yo, at a party on the hill, I popped a pill

Threw back a shot and started to chill

Ran into a pretty thing named Jane Bang

She said she liked the way I handled my game

I said thanks, I like the way you handle my thang

She said thanks, now that's money in the bank

So I walked away, towards the bar,

Bumped into a hottie named Holly in the hall

Could've been a ménage à trois

But her friend never heard my music before

So I walked outside to get a little high

When I got a little bump on my side from a fly

Blue-eyed baby with sex on the mind

Sally's from the valley, but Sally's still fine

Hopped in the ride, and started to drive

She said, "What's my name?"

I said, "I dunno, Jane?"

So someone take her picture (click, click)

So I don't forget her (click, click)

I wish I had a Polaroid (click, click)

So I could remember (click, click)

Yo, uh, at a party on the beach

I was smokin' like Cheech

Scopin' out a hot piece of ass I'm a creep

Getting head while the radio speaks

Popped like the bubble in these sneaks

Yo Jennifer, or was it Monique

That chick got dolphins tattoed on her feet

Last week, I seen a best friend

Undressin' a Madison in the westend

Exit, cut to breakfast

Eggs benidict and a fresh pearl necklace

Legs in the air like a goddamn gymnast

Please God, I beg for forgiveness

Then she asked if I've been to Memphis

I said no, but I'm a fan of Elvis

That's where I learned to move my pelvis

She said, "What's my name?"

I said, "Jane?"

So someone take her picture (click, click)

So I don't forget her (click, click)

I wish I had a Polaroid (click, click)

So I could remember (click, click)

Yeah, yo, uh

At a party at my crib, I can't remember what I did

Woke up with a semi-hard dick and a fat chick

Three days a week, call that a hat trick

But everybody knows hockey ain't for black kids

They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick

Pinnin' every dome in Hollywood to the mattress

Sin in every city, LA to Manhattan

Grinnin like I'm guilty, but I dunno what happened

So someone take her picture (click, click)

(They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick)

So I don't forget her (click, click)

(They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick)

I wish I had a Polaroid (click, click)

(They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick)

They call me Shwayze

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember