Wish I Made That

Dr. Awkward expresses his struggles on his quest of writing a popular nerd core track.… Read More [Verse 1]

Hey yo I'm two years in it

Still ain't got a hit

And I'm looking for an anthem

To prove that I'm legit

And maybe I should rap about Yoda

Hold up, maybe I'll just rap about soda

Rap about Hulk

How I smash nerd rap obstacles

Or crazy drug benders where I end up in the hospital

I'll rap about stuff like King Kong

Or hide a sick track where I talk about ping pong

Hot topic and say I won't shop at

A huge corporation that isn't punk rock

Maybe I'll embrace my old school dork

And write a song about the dark in a game named Zork

Or maybe later I'll just rap about LulzSec

Or the link but I'll spit it on dubstep

FPSs and how I can't be killed

Invite Felicia to join my guild

[Chorus]

Boom Head shot

I wish I would a made that

Or Meganerd

Man I wish I would a made that

I wish I would have rapped about Boba Fett's Vette

But it seems that I haven't earned my nerd cred, yet

Goth Girls

I wish I would a made that

The Rappist

Man, I wish I would a made that

I wish I would have stated that I never want to grow up

Cause then, only then, will my music start to blow up

[Verse 2]

And yo I'm thinking about writing a song in leet speak

Or rocking the kotatsu just to see that I'm a geek

Maybe just rap on some Megaman beats

And give love to the shorties and how I love sweets

Bubblegum Candy

How about Mandy

And maybe I should rap on how the girls can't stand me

Fly spaceships and browncoat pilots

Cause I am ah I am ah I am a pirate

Speak on haterism dis go on my vox

Rap in caps lock and look like Guy Fawkes

Rap behind my eyes and die trying for the river

So I'm a level up with my sword and quiver

Stardate one captain's log

And yo I'd love to write a song called "I Hate Your Blog"

Adapt the style that's punctuated when I spit

And write a song about an evil little virtuoso kid

Jet packs ice cream

Zelda pipe dream

Sonic light beams

Gym class light stream

Write a song about jocks and how they get paid back

Nerds rise up, man, I wish I would a made that

[Chorus]

Boom Head shot

I wish I would a made that

Or Meganerd

Man I wish I would a made that

I wish I would have rapped about Boba Fett's Vette

But it seems that I haven't earned my nerd cred, yet

Goth Girls

I wish I would a made that

The Rappist

Man, I wish I would a made that

I wish I would have stated that I never want to grow up

Cause then, only then, will my music start to blow up