Sam And Delilah

Delilah was a floozy

She never gave a damn

Delilah wasn't choosy

'Til she fell for a swell buckaroo

Whose name was Sam

Delilah got in action

Delilah did her kootch

She gave him satisfaction

And he fell 'neath her spell

With the aid of love and hootch

But one day, so they tell us

His true wife, he did crave

Delilah, she got jealous

And she tracked him, and hacked him

And dug for Sam a grave

It's always that way with passion

So cowboy, learn to behave

Or else, you're liable to cash in

With no tombstone on your grave

Delilah, oh Delilah

She's no babe in the wood

Run cowboy, run a mile

If you love that kind of woman

She'll do you no good