I Ain’t Comin’ Back

I'm a redneck 'cause I drink beer, and I dip Skoal

Guess I'm a rambler 'cause I cannot be on the road

Might be a lost cause 'cause I'll be out 'til the lights are on

And I'm a gambler, I'll take the over on the underdog, huh

Girl, half of this town has got a name for me

And I can't say I don't agree, uh

But the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy

Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that

I ain't comin' back

Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back

You call me the devil, then you told me where to go

Go throw your pebbles, I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned

Girl, it ain't my fault, ain't no need to wait three days

I might be a lotta things, but I ain't your savin' grace

Yeah, the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy

Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that

I ain't comin' back

Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back

Girl, half of this town has got a name for me

But there's one I'll never be, no

'Cause the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty

Broke my heart, and I got even in my '97 Chevy

Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black

There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that

I ain't comin' back

Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back

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