Top O' the Morning to Ya

"She won't come, just when you want it.."

[Everlast]

Ya see I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun

You want to fight, then step up and we'll get it on

You'll get a right to the grill, I'm white and I ill

A descendant of Dublin with titanic skill

I ducked and I swing, next thing your jaw's broken

Punk I ain't jokin, you can bet you'll be chokin

on a fist full of nuttin, meanwhile I'll be puffin

on a fat blunt, what punk? You don't know the half

Tryin to talk shit, man, please don't make me laugh

These Irish eyes are smilin, I'm buckwhylin

The House of Pain is pumpin, start jumpin

Freak it, funk it, back seat trunk it

If you can't get with it, you'll wind up sweatin it

Then you'll get a beatin just like an egg

It's so hard to run when you got a broken leg

But we can have a run off, the House of Pain'll come off

We got the cake that you're tryin to get a crumb off

The Irish stylee, the Celtic jazz

No one has it, just us that's it

If you try to take it, I got a big shileighly

I don't have dreads cause I shave my head daily

You call me a skinhead, I call you a pin head

Yo, where you been man, just like the Tin Man

you got no heart, here comes the good part

I pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck 'em down

No fuckin around, homeboy ya get clowned like Krusty

Trust me, you shouldn't play.. and by the way

Chorus: Everlast + "Cheech and Chong" scratches

Top o' the mornin to ya.. "What's the hassle man?"

Top o' the mornin to ya.. "What's the hassle man?"

Top o' the mornin to ya.. "What's the hassle man?"

Top o' the mornin to ya..

"Hey, are you givin us a hassle man?"

[Everlast]

Greetings, salutations

Peace to the Nations of Zulu and Islam

Crack the bottle, rev the throttle

Put the gear in, now you're steerin

like Mario Andretti, so let me kick it

cause I can make a wicked - noise like a cricket

Rubbin his legs, my rhymes are like eggs

Allah'll keep layin em, I'll keep sayin em

This is the House of Pain, we're far from plain

But we're not fancy, Ron and Nancy

So "Just Say No," but I say go

straight to Hell, I kiss and tell

So if you're a hoe, all my friends know

What you gotta say? Let's hit the hay

And have no delay, and yo, by the way..

Chorus

[Everlast]

Extra extra, read all about it

How could ya doubt it? Now scream and shout it!

The House of Pain, soon will reign

over the Hip-Hop scene in white gold and green

[Danny Boy]

I rip shit and backflip like a Jedi

I roll with the groove and I'm smooth and you can bet I

Come correct and get respect when I'm flowin

Collectin my dough, I got you're girlfriend hoein

And how do I know that she's sprung?

I know she's sprung cause yo, the T's hung.. like a

Shetland pony, gettin paid like Sony

So never ever try to play me out like a phony

Cause I can get real thick like a bowl of Malt-O-Meal

And by the way..

Chorus