Turn Off Your Tv

Turn off your TV, they're just trying to set your shoes

Perfume, cars and bubblegum, Cocoa Puffs and booze

They got the latest info of what you need to wear

How to lose a hundred pounds and be a millionaire

To be all that you can be, you gotta turn off your TV

They tell what to eat and tell you what to drink

They tell you who to vote for, they tell you what to think

They got the medication for all your aches and pains

And if your hair is falling out, clog it on the (?)

To be all that you can be, turn off your TV

Just turn it off!

The newscaster lady is looking kinda weird

If she gets another facelift, she's gonna have a beard

The preacher needs some money to absolve you from your sins

There's heart (?), if you've (?) win

To be all that you can be, turn off your TV

Turn it off, turn it off!