Twenty Pints

Supper lad

I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat

Than you've supped tonight

Poddingtons or willies lads

Willies taste like piss

I've got ten pints down me neck tonight

And I'm so broke off is

Now I've got the late room for me chips

So twenty pints is fine

Hey you you bum

You fucking cunt

Get off that pint it's mine

Twenty pints of Poddingtons

Every Friday night

Twenty pints of Poddingtons

Then we're outside for a fight

You think you're one of the mac lads

You look a bloody sight

'Cause I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat

Than you've supped tonight

And we'll all fall down in me jeez

After closing time

Hey you you bum

You fucking cunt

Get off that crack it's mine

Twenty pints of Poddingtons

Every Friday night

Twenty pints of Poddingtons

Then we're outside for a fight

You think you're one of the mac lads

You're too fucking tight

'Cause I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat

Than you've supped tonight

I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat

Than you've supped tonight