Christmas In Las Vegas (2013 Version)

Christmas in Las Vegas

Decorate your tree with chips

Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe

While that angel strips

Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red

In a casino made out of gingerbread

Christmas in Las Vegas

It's a trip!

The wise men are rolling sevens

The elves are doubling down

Light a candle, and pull the handle

I love that jingling sound

Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy

Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy

Christmas in Las Vegas

What a town!

I wonder if I should split?

Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think

What would Jesus hit?

The strip lights are all twinkling

There's no room at the inn

But because 'tis the season

They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!

Christmas in Las Vegas

It's Bethlehem with Bling!

Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings

'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings

Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!

Cha cha cha ching

I said Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!