Thumbscrews

My hands are really shaking

I cannot hardly walk

We're gonna ask the landlord

Why he's been such a cock

If he starts into lying

We'll know it right away

We're only gonna ask him

Just to hear what he will say

Then we will get the thumbscrews

And put him in his place

Leave a great big hole

Where he used to keep his face

Then one more time we'll ask him

Why he's been the way he's been

And then we'll get the thumbscrews

And start all over again

If you've got fun ideas

Of lots of different ways

That we could jack this jackass

And torture him for days

We all sit there just relaxing

While he's bleeding from his ears

That fucker's had it coming

Just shy of seven years

My hands are really shaking

I cannot hardly walk

We're gonna ask the landlord

Why he's been such a cock