Fazbear Family

Open up the doors and let them in

Gotta mop the floors and clear the bins!

Better check the stores and order in!

Don't you just adore this sort of thing?

Welcome to Fazbear Training and

Your new career!

Please just ignore the staining

The last guy disappeared

Management may be frustrating

It's gonna be weird

To host team meetings as

The only employee here!

It's guaranteed that you'll

Probably succeed

Cutting corners is just how you achieve

Remember that return custom is key

So try to let at least a few of them leave

Lally's Lollies! You'll have a

Lolly good time!

Welcome to the Fazbear Family!

Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)

You've sunk your savings

They'll sink their teeth

Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)

Who's scared of a little liability?

Health and Safety? More of a luxury

You've got a lot to learn

So if it's unclear

Just know the crusts aren't all

That's getting stuffed here

Congratulations on completing your

First day however

Your job isn't over just yet

Hear the creaking of gears creep in your ears

Deep secrets we have been keeping for years

Can you keep from their teeth

And your sheets from arrears?

No funeral cover, so sort your affairs

Who would think pizza could be

Such a lethal career?

That cuddly creatures could leave

You in tears?

No culinary teachers could leave you prepared

For guarding the kitchen while

Screaming in fear

You gotta be kidding me, kiddies come here?

For tyrannical mechanical murderous bears?

I was planning for a life as a restaurateur

So robotics was probably an awful idea!

Now I'm the boss of a cursed pizzeria

I'm no villain

Just an innocent entrepreneur

I want to fill children with

Fun and with cheer!

Not kill them and fill them

With pistons and gears!

Marty's Plungers! Nothin' goes down

That can't come up!

Welcome to the Fazbear Family!

Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)

You've sunk your savings

They'll sink their teeth

Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)

Who's scared of a little liability?

Health and Safety? More of a luxury

You've got a lot to learn

So if it's unclear

Just know the crusts aren't all

That's getting stuffed here

So, play the music, light the lights

You're gonna get a private show tonight

Discount items might be nice

But save too much, you'll pay the price!

There's a world of cheap attractions to buy!

Or save the cash and find them outside

That pestilent elephant is a hell of a find

But a malevolent element could develop inside

We're gonna get you to the end of the week

Now you can run a restaurant effortlessly

‘Cus you can clean the toilets at

The press of a key!

Just check the ball pit for any fleshy debris

Flo's Glossy Floss! The first

Step to true romance!

Welcome to the Fazbear Family!

Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)

You've sunk your savings

They'll sink their teeth

Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)

Who's scared of a little liability?

Health and Safety? More of a luxury

You've got a lot to learn

So if it's unclear

Just know the crusts aren't all

That's getting stuffed here

Hey, BonBon! It's the birthday boy!

Well hello again! Here we go

Again! Start the show again!

I think we all know the

Direction this is going in!

You sit by the vents and

Prevent us getting in then you get a hug

From a friendly exoskeleton!

No use in fleeing, you're

Feeding the sequence, keeps repeating

No time for grieving

The scene is teeming with demon playthings

Reeking and leaking

Unspeakable freaks who need spring cleaning

Just keep the springs dry or

You'll end up screaming!

It's safe to say you aren't

What we all expected

But you're a gift and it'd be

Rude to just reject it

We were built to dance and

Sing but we're infected so make us whole

Feed us the souls that you've collected

I'm not a monster, I just want to be liked

Am I what you designed

Daddy? Do you feel pride?

I want to talk about these feelings inside

But every time I open up

Some children tend to die!

Congratulations, your probation was

A triumph! But we're afraid that you're

Now surplus to requirement

Unfortunately, we will have to

Keep you silent

You'll find our severance package

Gets a little violent!

Welcome to the Fazbear Family!

Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)

You've sunk your savings

They'll sink their teeth

Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)

Who's scared of a little liability?

Health and Safety? More of a luxury

You've got a lot to learn

So if it's unclear

Just know the crusts aren't all

That's getting stuffed here'!

Hoo hoo! Is it getting hot in here

Or is it j-j-just me?