99 Bottles

I lie and I'm a cheat

And I over-drink, I tend to overeat

And I'm just living for the weekend

But I can't die for this week to end

Is that a plane flying overhead?

Wouldn't mind being high and getting head

'Cause I'm overworked and underpaid

I'm under-fucked and under-laid

There's 99 bottles on my floor

And I wouldn't mind adding some more

Leave me alone I've had a long day at court

Tell my mother not to love me anymore

You hear of beggars and choosers

Well don't look at me 'cause I'm a fucking loser

And I continue to be

I do what I do best

I'll show you how to lose

There's 99 bottles on my floor

And I wouldn't mind adding some more

Leave me alone I've had a long day at court

Tell my mother not to love me anymore

There's 99 bottles on my floor

And I wouldn't mind adding some more

Leave me alone I've had a long day at court

Tell my mother not to love me anymore