Pretty to Walk With

[SAVANNAH, spoken]

Listen, girls

The way to catch a man is to be a natural woman

[SAVANNAH]

And the natural woman naturally

Is most naturally got to be

Pretty to walk with, witty to talk with

Ready to share what's what

That is the ABC of how a man gets got

Lovely to play with, not go astray with

That is the simple plot

How a lady gets git

And how the mighty man gets got

A poco sweet, poco hot

That's how you got to be to hit the spot

Lovely to make up with and to wake up with

After the nuptial knot

That's how a man gets git

That's how a gal gets got

You got to know when to rub his head

You got to know when to scratch his back

You got to know when to make his bed

Or bounce him out of the sack

You got to know when to charm his grace

Kiss his brow or to smack his face

When to bait the line or pull the hook

That's how a man gets took

[ENSEMBLE]

According to the book

That's how a man gets took

[SAVANNAH, spoken]

But of course this recipe will not work practically

Unless you are essentially

[SAVANNAH]

Pleasant to fight with, then spend the night with

That's now a man gets catched

That's how a lady gets hitched

And how the bachelor gets un-batched

Dash of sweet, spark of hot

That's how you got to be to hit jackpot

Lovely to sit up with and be lit up with

On a bamboo cot

That's how a girl gets [?]

That's how a man gets got