There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards

Noel Coward was a charmer

As a writer, he was bramer

Velvet jackets and pyjamas

The gay, divorce and other dramas

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers

He must have been a pencil squeezer

He didn't do the Mona Lisa

That was an Italian geezer

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Einstein can't be classed as witless

He claimed atoms were the littlest

When you did a bit of splitlingness

Frightened everybody shitless

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Probably got help from their mum who had help from her mum

There ain't half been some clever bastards

Now that we've had some, let's hope that there's lots more to come

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some, clever bastards

Okie dokie

Oh, Segovia

La-la-la-la, ta-da-da-di

Ti-tum-di-dum-ti-tum, di-didle-da-di

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever, bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever

Bastards