Just a Friend

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?

Well, let me tell you a story of my situation

I was talking to this girl from the US nation

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage, drippin', pourin' with sweat

I was walkin' through the crowd, and guess who I met?

I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions

See if you are a hundred proof"

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah

She had 9/10 pants (and a very big bra)

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said, "How do you like the show?"

She said, "I was very amused"

I started throwin' bass

She started throwin' back mid-range

But when I sprung the question

She acted kind of strange

Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?"

She tried to pretend

She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"

Come on!

Oh, baby

You, you got what I need

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time

I thought havin' a friend couldn't be no crime

'Cause I got friends, and that's a fact

Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq

Forget about that, let's go into the story

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talkin, getttin familiar

Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up

A relationship or some undderstanding

How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea I was in for a treat

After this was established, everything was cool

The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin'

Everytime that I called it seemed like somethin' was brewin'

I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again

I said, "Yo, who was that?"

"Oh, he's just a friend"

Oh no!

Oh baby You, you got what I need

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

Damn girl, what you want from me?

I'll give you anything

Want any kind of subscription to a magazine?

Give you a potato

A mask of some sort

I love you

So I came to her college on a surprise visit

To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day, I knew she was there

The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

This guy made me fill out a visitor's form

So I did, and I was on my way

To see my baby girl, I was happy to say

I rolled up to her dormitory

Yo, could you tell me where is door three?

He told me where it was, and for the moment

I didn't know that I was in for such an event

I went to her room, I opened the door

Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth

I was so in shock my heart went down south

Please listen to the message that I send

Don't ever talk to a girl

Who says she just has a friend

Oh baby, you, you got what I need-doowah

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need

But you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

Oh baby, you

Girl