Funky Uncles

[Spoken]

Goddamn! There's a lotta niggas out here tonight, shit!

Man this dope fucking rap shit. I'm tired of this rap shit

I like Hammer

Ain't no hammertime

I like Hammer

Oh here it comes, looks whose coming up with that goddamn Hammer

I like Hammer

I don't know what you see in him, he ain't shit (Ha, ha)

That boy a church boy

Everybody yelling hammertime, hammertime, its goddamn Quilly time and shit

Ah, ah, I like Hammer

What'd you say? For a second there, I'd get up there and shake my big ass

I like bread, I like bread, I need some bread now

Ain't nobody talkin' 'bout shit, them doin' nothing for us. He ain't shit, you ain't shit

Ah, motherfucker pass that

Your mama ain't shit, daddy ain't shit, ain't nobody shit

I like that down there

I'm tired of this shit

I like that there

Everybody walking around killin' niggas, can't have nobody

Uncle Quilly

Can't see no judging ass shit, ain't nobody care a goddamn

Uncle Quilly!

What'cha want now, girl?

I want a quarter

A quarter? What'cha need a quarter for?

I want some ice cream

Some ice cream? She wants some ice cream

Girl, you know what you need? You need to sit yo' big ass down

Now what she oughta do is sit her big ass down