Drunk Text Romance

I wanna be the one you drunk text first

When you're outta beer at 3AM

At some shitty house party in South Philly

I wanna be your drunk text romance

Textualize me

Bike home drunk with me on speaker

Just kidding, don't do that, please

This is a song about sexting (It is that stupid)

Don't you know anything? (Might fall off your face)

(Don't you know anything?)

Just bike home and go to sleep (That I won't get to kiss you)

'Cause that'd be cool and safe (This time I see you)

(Or I could, but it'd be weird) Text me in the morning, though

Or whatever

Act like I care

Oh, I don't, oh-oh

I don't, but just text me in the morning

(Just text me in the morning anyways)

When you're feeling better

(When you're feeling better we can talk or something)

I wanna be your drunk text romance

Next morning nonsense quick call before bed

Quick call before bed (Quick call before you go to bed)

(That's how I like your voice so much)

I wanna be your drunk text romance (And it is so cute)

Next morning nonsense quick call before bed (And you're so nice)

Quick call before bed (Man, I don't know what I'd do)

Quick call before bed

Just text me in the morning

When you're feeling better

I guess