If I Had $1,000,000

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you a house

I would buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you a K-Car

A nice reliant automobile

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars

You could help, it wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars

Maybe we can put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

You know, we could just go up there and hang

Like open the fridge and stuff

And there would already be foods laid out for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mm

They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

Well, can you blame them?

Uh, yeah?

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you a fur coat

But not a real fur coat, that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet

Yep, like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars

Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Of course we would, we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That's right, all the fanciest-, Dijon ketchup, mm, mm

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you a green dress

But not a real green dress, that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you some art

A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

If I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich