Brooklyntown Romeo

I ain't no uptown sucker

Downtown finger-fucker

I am the Brooklyntown Romeo

Yeah, Romeo

From North Tenth to Broadway

I'm doing it the odd way

I've always got somewhere to go

They say I'm a liar

A baby denier

Honey that don't make it so

I'm a number reaper

A window creeper

I am the Brooklyntown Romeo

Yeah, Romeo

Both model or actress

Looks good on my mattress

I always put on a show

Whether accountant or stripper

Drunk or latte sipper

I'm always ready to roll

'Cuz I'm handsome and easy

If you're feeling greasy

I am the Brooklyntown Romeo

Oh, Romeo

Romeo

From North Tenth to Broadway

I'm doing it the odd way

I've always got somewhere to go

I ain't no uptown sucker

Downtown finger-fucker

I am the Brooklyntown Romeo

Yeah, Romeo

Romeo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh