The Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man

I'm more well known than 'Lil Wayne

Oh you thought my name was Zelda?

(That's a fucking girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times

And saved the princess from demise

And I do it all alone

With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)

Hey look listen you fuckin' annoying fairy

I'd rather be forced to listen

To constant Katy Perry

I think it's time

I got some recognition

Don't you think?

Legend of Zelda?

Screw that!

Legend of Link!

Cause he's the

L to the I to the N to the K

Wears tights everyday

Don't give a damn what you say

Got bigger balls than even

Evel Knievel and he ain't

Gonna stop till the world

Is free of evil

I'll break all your pots

And I best not hear you bitchin'

I've got the triforce of courage

Bitch

So you better listen

(That's right)

I'm called the bushwhacker

And my bank account's maxed out

Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now

The world needs me to attack now

Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass

For these bombs in Castle Town

Just give me some heart containers

And let me spit on my Ocarina

So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon

All the way to Argentina

Cause he's the

L to the I to the N to the K

Wears tights everyday

Don't give a damn what you say

Got bigger balls than even

Evel Knievel and he ain't

Gonna stop till the world

Is free of evil

Yo, you low life elf

Need a ride up to the North Pole?

Santa's got a thing for elves

Gettin' his marriage annulled

You really think savin' the princess

Will convince me you're straight?

The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008

Oh snap!

It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style

Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?

Were you dressed by a child?

You're a ginger with no soul!

And you look like a fuckin' troll

Isn't kidnapping helpless girls

Gettin' a little bit old

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get

Kidnapped so often?

She runs off into my castle

Into my room and begs to get locked in

Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts

And girly fairy face

L-i-n-k more like

L-i-n-Gay

Man you should have been aborted

Just like the Jersey Shore

It's a damn lie you told about Zelda

'Cause she loves my master sword

It's a shame your whole life's been a waste

Tryin' to rule Hyrule

Cause today will be the day known as

The day you got schooled!

Cause he's the

L to the I to the N to the K

Wears tights everyday

Don't give a damn what you say

Got bigger balls than even

Evel Knievel and he ain't

Gon' stop till the world

Is free of evil