Stewart Little

My balls are on fire

Living like Larry

Woke up in the morning

Check the paper like I'm 80

I feel like Stephen King

Leave you bloody like Carrie

I'm off the fuckin' cheese pack

Feeling like Jerry

Smoking straight barnacle

I just found some shrooms

I'm 'boutta cry in my apartment

I just found some shrooms

I'm 'boutta fuck up these Legos

I just found some shrooms

I'm 'boutta start a fuckin' pyramid scheme

And sell my catalogue to Bezos

Dripping like the Amazon forest

I feel like Forrest Gump the way I'm tourin'

I'm all around the world

I'm never home

I'm never snorin'

You said you hate my music

What the fuck are you snortin'?

Horton hears a bitch

And I will slap the goofy out your ass like Will Smith

You better Donald Duck before I hit you in your hip

I got clever lyrics

But y'all ain't readin' shit

That's alright, just stream my music, make me rich

Every time you play a song, my dick grows an inch

I'm slanging fuckin' features like it's crack rock

Come get a sniff

Living like Larry

Woke up in the morning

Check the paper like I'm 80

I feel like Stephen King

Leave you bloody like Carrie

I'm off the fuckin' cheese pack

Feeling like Jerry

Smoking straight Barnacle Boy

Born in Illinois

And I will die in Illinois

I'm John Candy in his last movie

Pull up like it's all groovy

Hit the block like Stewart Little

Do y'all remember Stewart Little?

Getting cheese like Stewart Little

In New York like Stewart Little

Find me another rapper rhyming

Stewart Little with Stewart Little

That mouse had a thousand bitches

He just didn't talk about it

And the CGI in that movie was pretty good, con-

You know, it was pretty good for 1999

You should check it out when you have a chance

This is not coworker music, I'm unemployed

Been rapping for a minute, think I need an award

Pull up to the Grammys in a Honda Accord

I'm getting bread like it's communion

Homie, thank the Lord

I love my job

I love smoking cigarettes

I love drinking alcohol

And I love, well

Smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol every single day

As my job

Well, I don't drink alcohol every single day

But, I do smoke cigarettes every single day