Wake Bake Skate

Wake, bake, skate, yeah

Do a bunch of drugs

I'm a fiend and an addict

I'm all messed up, watchin' television static

And I'm gonna try and make it

For another year

Just to hang out with my best friends

And drink a lot of beer

And I'm so fuckin' cheap

(I'm so fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' broke

(I'm so fuckin' broke)

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a home

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

Wake, bake, skate, yeah

So strung out I can't even see

Shit, it's so hard I can't even breathe

But I gotta bomb this hill

And I gotta shoot this line

Gotta get my King for $1.99

And I'm so fuckin' cheap

(I'm so fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' broke

(I'm so fuckin' broke)

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a phone

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

Wake, bake, skate, yeah

And I'm so fuckin' cheap

And I'm so fuckin' broke

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a phone

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

And I'm so fuckin' cheap

(I'm so fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' broke

(I'm so fuckin' broke)

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a phone

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

And I'm so fuckin' cheap

(I'm so fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' broke

(I'm so fuckin' broke)

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a phone

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

Wake, bake, skate

And crash