When I Was A Little Boy (Album Version)

When I was a little boy, I-I-I was a little boy and I-I saw- I looked

Down and I saw a little weenie. It was right, right there, and it

Was just a little weenie and it was right there and and I liked to

Play with it. Yes, I liked to play with my little weenie. It make

Me feel good. And then and then I grew up a little bit and then I

Realized that, hey man, you can't just- you can't just like play

With your weenie. It's not cool, man, because if other people find

Out, you get in a lot of trouble, and worse than that, you go blind

You don't want that. So I grew up a little, a little more, and the

Next thing I knew, I started getting a little bit of peach fuzz on

My weenie, and next thing you know, I was cool because I had some

Peach fuzz on my weenie. That's right. I had it under my arms

And I had it all over the place, and next thing you know, I couldn't

Play with my weenie anymore because I was blind. You don't want that

And then I grew up a little more, and the older I got, the more I

Played with my weenie again, but isn't that just the way it goes?

Please, I beg you no more, Steve, bye. I am tired of

Reading you this deep spiritual commitment to the music