Funky Donkey

Put this on a Zip disk, send it to your lawyer

File me under "Funky"

Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmer

Big holiday parties like Dolly Padner

Sometimes I get Pad Thai as a starter

My other order, Pad See Yew, is much darker

Adam Horovitz, I take a shvitz

I'm known for my glamour and my glitz, check it

As I bust, I really must encrust

This microphone rust with Diamond fairy dust

I don't wear Crocs and I don't wear sandals

The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle

Stop singing that song in the wrong key

What you looking at? Funky donkey

Funky donkey

Funky donkey

I-I-I-I-I go weo-weo, like a fire engine

Flashing lights to get your attention

Stop sweating me about the weather

Go shave a sheep and knit yourself a sweater

Don't get me heated or y'all in trouble

Bass is booming, make the dancehall bubble

Letting loose, up in the Honky Tonk

With the shoopa-doopa doo-bedonk

Well, I was swimming in the water of the ocean

Like Dr. Jekyll with the magic potion

We're brand new, never ever the same

What's that, what's that, what's the name?

Funky donkey

Funky donkey

Funky donkey