Hello Neighbor: What's in Your Basement

Hey there, neighbor

Can I come inside?

Come on, neighbor

Whatcha got to hide?

I'm not one for get-togethers

And I don't like social calls

Just imagining me making friends

Makes my skin begin to crawl

Hold on, neighbor

One small favor

Let me in your house

Something exciting

Waits inside the basement

Gotta see the basement tonight

No one but me can

See inside my basement

I'll never, ever show what's inside

Can I see what's in your basement?

Howdy, neighbor

Think I found your glue

What's up, neighbor

This belong to you?

I don't want to be your neighbor

Or to see you sneak around

If I find you breaking in my house

I will put you in the ground

Whoa, there neighbor

Home invader

Sounds a little harsh

What kind of secrets

Wait inside the basement?

Gotta see the basement tonight

Word to the wise to

Stay out of my basement

I'll never ever show what's inside

Can I see what's in your basement?

Maybe if I just

Probably not

Or I could try to

That all you got?

You can't keep me out

I'll find a way (Can't you just go away?)

Good night, neighbor

Close your eyes and sleep

Sweet dreams, neighbor

Hope your dreaming deep

'Cause I've gotta see your basement

Gotta know what waits within

Could it be a secret treasure trove?

Or a deadly den of sin?

Wake up, neighbor

Don't delay

There's someone in your house

Finally I'm going

Down into the basement

Bet that basement's really a sight

One more door between me

And the secret basement

Let's open up and see what's inside

Inside my neighbor's basement

Can't let him get inside my secret basement

Inside my neighbor's basement

Gotta keep it all outa sight (yeah, yeah, basement)

Don't get any closer

Stay out of my basement

I'll never ever show what's inside

Time to see what's in your basement